We’re encased in the warm hug of flannel; Fitz shares Doc Severinsen Christmas Music! What Are You Kidding Me?!: couple goes to open houses to steal ice cream; adult website paying to livestream your Thanksgiving dinner; umpire quits mid-game over parental harassment; Jet Blue getting heat over security question: “what’s the name of your favorite child?” Claire’s Dilemma: She’s has to do the hometown Turkey Trot under a fake name because her sister ran in her place a few years ago and accidentally won it. Should she fess up? Hourly Bulletin: details on what I-976 will remove from state budget; car smashes into Tacoma Subway. King County approves $100K to bus homeless out; Carnation Xmas lights vandalized again; judge ousts leadership of Tacoma-based Veterans Charity; Kroger launching in-store farms. Michael Kendricks’ insider trading sentencing delayed; Paul Silvi’s Top 5 All Time Seattle Athletes. Hold Up, We Got a Dad Joke! The Fitz Files: Sam Hunt arrested; Joker movie sequel not true; Barbara Bush knitted stockings for future great-grandkids; Lizzy McGuire remake update; Kim K not wearing stolen ring; Fitz got tweeted back by Hallmark Channel and Detlef Schrempf. The Good Stuff: update on Fitz’s dog Suzy; one of our P1’s beloved service pet has died and friends got him a new one; store owner drives 3 hours to return key to woman who’d lost it. Make Up or Break Up: Carson from Enumclaw is fed up with girlfriend Kat wearing 49’ers stuff just to annoy his family. Listen to win tix to the Issaquah Reindeer Festival and Breakfast with Santa! Fitz Won’t Buy Slime: Fitz reviews a list of the year’s five worst toys. Playlist Profiling: Shaylee from Mason County. Throwin’ Shade: The Man in the Box puts Holiday Travel on Blast!