Fitz in the Morning Episode #163 Weds 12/11/19

We are all getting super excited for Frosty Fest Thursday! What Are You Kidding Me?!: toddler caught holding hammer next to smashed TV blames sister; jogger videos avalanche while running from it; physicist explains how Santa gets down chimneys; there’s a canned Whipped Cream shortage. How to Execute a White Elephant: Fitz has tips on the perfect gift exchange. Hourly Bulletin: Amber Alert kids safe and parents arrested; former Boeing employees testify; threat closed Shorecrest High; Lake Stevens approves Costco; Mariners Manager hints Dee Gordon could be traded; Nats Strasburg and Yankees Cole get massive contracts. Fitz’s Piano Lessons: his latest attempt at learning to play is a halfway decent “Rudolph”. The Good Stuff: the owner of a real estate company announces a $10 million dollar Christmas bonus shared amongst all his employees. All Jacked Up: We all have those things that make us a little jacked up – even Thomas Rhett! Super Group!: Kelly Clarkson, Blake Shelton, Gwen Stefani, and John Legend cover Brooks & Dunn’s “Neon Moon” on Kelly’s Show.  Remembering Marie Fredrickson: Fitz plays a Roxette montage and we reminisce about that time in our lives. Are You Sitting on a Ditty?: Fitz replays the Christmas song written by an 83-year-old man and asks if you might have your own Christmas song you’d like to share with us.  The Fitz Files: we now know why Blake and Gwen aren’t married yet; “Bachelor” host Chris Harrison is an ordained minister; an epic Christmas music mashup of Marilyn Manson and Mariah Carey. Fitzmas Wishes: hard-working dad Jacob from Granite Falls is nominated by his big sister Kelly. This is NOT What It Looks Like!: Drew’s girlfriend walked in on him standing in his darkened basement staring at the wall and this time he wasn’t sleep walking.