We have plenty of toilet paper, but we are concerned that Fitz will run out of wipies. Our hearts go out to the people of Nashville in the wake of last night’s deadly tornadoes. In the What Are You Kidding Me Stories: The “Wuhan foot shake” is a new alternative to handshakes, someone has invented a banana-shaped device for your butt to trap fart smells, 3 out of 5 Americans have taken precautions against Coronavirus and the NBA wants players to avoid high-fiving fans. We speak to Russell Wilson’s Mental Conditioning Coach Trevor Moawad about his advice to avoid Country Music. In the Hourly Bulletin, the latest on the deadly tornados in Nashville, Seattle Coronavirus updates including school closures with some schools moving to teleschooling, and a Bellevue School bus crashes. In Sports, A Gonzaga men’s basketball manager can walk after 6 years in a wheel chair and surprised everyone with it on Senior Night, and the Sounders’ Jordan Morris is the MLS Player of the Week. In the Fitz Files, we “Batch” with a bombshell on last night’s “Bachelor” with a surprise rose ceremony sending Victoria F home, and the next “Bachelorette” is going to be Claire from the Juan Pablo “Bachelor” run. On The Good Stuff, two friends of 17 years find out they are sisters. On Make Up or Break Up, Ally from Lacey is really upset that her boyfriend Chase completely forgot her birthday. Drew updates us on his bruised butt from his demolition project at his Monroe house and Fitz and Claire have family members calling them worried about Coronavirus. Playlist Profiling is Steve from University Place. Keep listening for the Disney Song of the Day to win a Family Vacation for Four to Disneyland Resort on Alaska Airlines!