Despite all the craziness, it’s really starting to look and feel like spring out there, unless of course it snows again! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a 94-year old birthday woman tells her family she hopes it’s her last, the new TikTok is putting dry spaghetti in your mouth and asking someone to crack your neck, a rich guy ordered his chauffer to lead police on a chase because he was having an affair in the back and didn’t want to get caught, and no, cocaine will not prevent Coronavirus. Fitz tells us the most popular Emojis during the CV Crisis. In the Hourly Bulletin we have school closure updates and details of the Governor’s ban on events over 250 people and Oregon doing that too. In Sports, the NBA suspends all games after a player tests positive for CV, NCAA tourneys and local hockey are going on without fans, and we review possible plans for the Mariners. Drew tried to go to Costco last night, thinking it would be deserted and it was complete pandemonium. In the Fitz Files, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson have CV in Australia, “Bachelor” host Chris Harrison says the audience reaction to Peter’s mom was like Jerry Springer, and Sarah Palin is “The Bear” on “The Masked Singer”. In the Good Stuff a kindergarten teacher gave a kidney to one of her former student’s mothers. On Make Up or Break Up, Cassie from Tacoma is disgusted by her boyfriend Mark’s refusal to tip servers. Fitz plays a Meditation Video but it quickly goes awry; like really awry. Playlist Profiling is Camo Mom from Everett. Throwin’ Shade finds Shade taking on the Toilet Paper Shortage. Some nice de-stressing Karaoke includes Garth, Johnny, Tupac and Al Green.