Fitz enjoyed a Justin Bieber IG Chat but just missed talking to the Beebs. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, people are sending Joe Buck home videos to “call” like beer pong, a woman defeats a telemarketer by putting the phone under a pan lid and banging it, a man lied about having COVID so he could be in the delivery room with his wife. We hear your Front Line Shout-Outs to those fighting COVID-19. In the Hourly Bulletin, a 6.5 magnitude earthquake struck Idaho, an $11,000 reward in a hit-and-run, Angel of the Winds Arena is a quarantine site, Kroger is giving “Hero Bonuses” to employees, the Governor deploys the National Guard, the CDC may suggest everyone to wear a mask. Shade accidentally shaved Joe Exotic Style. We get a Tiger King Dad Joke. In the Fitz Files, Kate McKinnon is producing a Carol Baskin show, Joe Diffie’s hometown held a tractor parade and Christopher Meloni is back as Elliot Stabler on a Law and Order spinoff. In The Good Stuff, a movie theatre is showing outdoor movies for people in cars, a woman trained her dog to deliver groceries to an elderly neighbor, more parents are teaching kids to cook, and the Oregon teacher who stopped a school shooting by hugging the kid is getting the Congressional Medal of Freedom. All Jacked Up has talking elk, sneaking into the elderly-only hour at the grocery store, and someone who longer needs toilet paper but won’t say why. We hear the new Big and Rich song “Stay Home” and it is awesome! Today’s Troop Salute is Staff Sergeant William Johnson of the US Air Force and Staff Sergeant Scott Murray Jr. of the US Army. Ryder dominates Fitz’s Tiger King Quiz. Fitz’s Son Cooper Calls In from Quarantine.