Drew scratched his eye and now he’s winking at everyone and Fitz can’t wait to step out in his new Crocs. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories: a couple getting married will have 300 cardboard cutouts of their guests, a prolific flasher was caught after 20 years, the hardest hit neighborhood in Queens is actually called Corona, and liquor sales went up 60% last week in general with 240% for online sales. In Stream It or Skip It, Drew recommends “Onward” on Disney+ and HBO is releasing tons of free material including “The Sopranos” and “The Wire”. In the Hourly Bulletin, Governor Inslee extends Stay-at-Home Order until May 4th, small businesses can start getting relief money from SBA loans, Fed relief funds should start hitting accounts mid-April with direct deposit, and Jeff Bezos is giving $100 million to food banks. In the Fitz Files, “Top Gun Maverick” postponed until Christmas, Zoom has Top Gun backgrounds, Feds could charge Jeff Lowe for not shutting down Tiger King Park amid COVID, Dolly reads “Little Engine that Could” and the Rock duets with his baby. In The Good Stuff, a 104-year-old WWII Vet celebrated his birthday after defeating Coronavirus. Gabby Barrett calls and talks about Life under Quarantine and we hear the Interrogation Fitz did with her in Nashville in February. Mama Fitz is back with more “Quarantunes” for the kids of the Northwest. Believe It or Not has a whole lotta cousin-dating and eating fast food just to get the extra napkins. Drew’s girlfriend has been holding video happy hours with friends and the things he hears are freaking him out. The Weekend Party Preview has things you can do at home to break up the boredom.