Fitz in the Morning Podcast

Fitz in the Morning Episode #241 Monday 04/13/20

Fitz’s Gender Reveal for his twins went awry, but at least now we know: It’s Boys! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a suburb sets up one-way sidewalks to enforce social distancing with fines for going the wrong way, which degenerates into us doing great/terrible Boston Accents, reports show more landlords are asking for sexual favors in lieu of rent, and apparently Giant Asian Hornets are coming to kill us all. In the Hourly Bulletin, Boeing resuming limited operations, Coronavirus deaths in Washington top 500, new UW data suggests virus will peak later this month, the jigsaw puzzle business is booming, UW will not require SATs and ACT’s this year, and former Seahawk Tarvaris Jackson has been killed in a car accident. Fitz has a song about how Corona Beer’s reputation has been damaged. In The Fitz Files, the “Tiger King” add-on episode reveals Joe is afraid of tigers, Bachelor “Listen to your Heart” starts tonight, and Tom Brady is trademarking “Tompa Bay” and “Tampa Brady”. In the Good Stuff, a 5-year-old girl from Alaska has gone viral with her advice video on keeping clean during the pandemic. Drew put his foot in his mouth in front of a dozen strangers at a local butcher shop when he assumed that he went to high school with a guy more than 20 years younger than him. We give some Shout-Outs to local businesses we used over the weekend. Today is the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 13th incident. Today’s Troop Salute is Lieutenant Jessica Huntington of the US Navy. Fitz tells us how most Americans are spending their Quarantine with online courses, online games, and FaceTime. We each reveal what Quarantine has taught us about our Significant Others. Monday Motivation will get your week started right.