The pollen and the dew are combining for some muddy windshields around here, Ryder’s girlfriend dyed his hair, and Claire accidentally didn’t watch any TV all weekend. In the What Are You Kidding Stories, quarantine constipation is a thing, New York is allowing marriages online through Zoom, Americans bought 92% more frozen pizzas this year than last year, beer and soda might go flat because quarantine is causing a shortage of CO2, and a single passenger on a flight got a personalized pre-flight safety message. Ryder dressed as Batman take out the trash at home. In the Hourly Bulletin, stay-at-home protests in Olympia, where are the missing stimulus checks, the Washington Unemployment site is overwhelmed, UW Virology is testing an antibodies test, and UW institute Statisticians say we could return to work on May 18th. In the Fitz Files, Prince Harry and Duchess Megan are delivering food to the needy in LA, “One World Together at Home” raised $128 million for COVID relief with 8-hours of stars singing from home, Ashton and Mila are selling Quarantine wine for charity, and a YouTube star says Ellen is mean. In The Good Stuff, a guy calling himself “Captain Smile” has been doing good deeds around the Northwest, like paying for people’s groceries and gas; we get him on the phone and Fitz ends up asking him to come in today. We give away Netflix for a Year! Fitz has some new Pickup Lines for you try in the age of Tinder with Covid-19. Today’s Troop Salute is Wyatt Bond of the USMC. Young’n and Shade are back with a new song for 4/20! Monday Motivation has some motivating quotes to get your week started off right.