Drew closed on his home and is officially a Snohomie! Fitz and his wife are totally unprepared for twins. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a city official resigns after being drunk on Zoom and throwing his cat, we learn the term “fecal shedding” and will never swim in a public pool again, a Florida pastor and rotary club member get into a fight over food donations, and a man cuts out his tongue as an offering to a goddess to end Coronavirus. We talk about the Peak and the Pit of our weekends, like Fitz playing in a clover patch with his kids, Drew signing on his home, Claire enjoying Ivar’s, and Ryder getting Cowboy Boots! In the Hourly Bulletin, fishermen protest over fishing restrictions, Gov Inslee schedules a presser to discuss fishing (likely because we talked about it!), Lynwood Police face a driver who tried to run them down, the WA Unemployment phone system is overwhelmed, and a man who spit on a security guard has tested positive for Covid. In the Fitz Files, Brad Pitt plays Dr. Fauci on SNL, “American Idol” is back with performances from home, Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger are expecting their first child together, and “Star Wars Rise of Skywalker” is coming to Disney+ May the 4th. In The Good Stuff, Ryder can outrun his dog thanks to the Army Crushin’ Covid Fitness Challenge; a little kid set up a free “joke stand” at the end of his driveway for passers-by. We make a “Corona Call” to a woman whose friend says she keeps going out on Tinder dates. Call us with your Frontline Shout Outs! Quarantine Life: Claire has to dye her roots all on her own and Drew had quite an experience with a Notary coming to his home. Today’s Troop Salute is R. Lee Ermey USMC. Fitz asks Ryder the questions from the Original Episode of “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.” Monday Motivation gives you “spirit snaps” to get your week started right!