You know it’s early when even your dog can’t be bothered to get up with you. Fitz has a new family member – a Guinea Pig named Stanley! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a delivery driver is accosted by an old man who says he’s trespassing while another old man accuses the first man of trespassing, a girl tries to save a squirrel from drowning in a kiddie pool, and North Carolina is the new Florida with a woman starting a fire to spur a slow emergency room and a man arrested with drugs crammed in his belly button. Drew’s creepy neighborhood Ice Cream Man is back. In the Hourly Bulletin, demonstrators take over Seattle City Hall, Pierce County barber shops reopen, Chief Best meets with protesters near the East Precinct, Alderwood Mall is open, Starbucks took a $3 billion hit from the Pandemic and MLS returns in July in Orlando. In Fitz Files, “Cops” is cancelled, “Fight Island” is really happening, the Dalai Lama drops an album, and Blake and Gwen will marry after COVID rules ease. In the Good Stuff, a 4-year-old who just completed cancer treatment requests a party full of scary clowns! We are all so All Jacked Up, like Mary from Buckley who washes her dishes in the nude and Jodie from Gig Harbor who must kiss her Luke Bryan poster before leaving the house every day. Are Florida Georgia Line Music Thieves? They are being accused of stealing Kane Brown’s “Short Skirt Weather” for their song “I Love My Country”. Fitz plays samples of both, and it sounds EXACTLY the same. We take your calls. Today’s Troop Salute is Navajo Code Talker Samuel Tom Holiday USMC. Claire is Breaking Quarantine with a trip to Oregon and Ryder doesn’t get why Fitz isn’t freaking on her like he freaks out on him. In Ryder’s Quest For Country, Fitz plays him some older Country songs and tries to get him to name the artists.