Fitz cleaned out his car for once and found a 3-month-old milkshake and some ancient fruit roll-ups. Seattle makes National News with the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone but Fitz’s parents are worried the whole city is under siege. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, studies show men go a little insane when they go bald, a high school holding graduation outside had the sprinklers come on, and a New Zealand TV spot teaches parents to responsibly explain porn to kids. Ryder’s new Joker face mask is freaking people out. In the Hourly Bulletin, Seattle’s Mayor and Washington’s Governor are in a Twitter beef with POTUS over the CHAZ, a man who threatened to shoot Seattle Police faces federal charges and the West Seattle Bridge Committee is considering options to replace the bridge including a tunnel. In the Fitz Files, Ryan Seacrest will go back to New York for “Live with Kelly”, Garth Brooks is hosting an event at 300 Drive-In Theatres, “Empire” Magazine names Indiana Jones the greatest movie hero and “Goonies 2” has a very determined writer. In the Good Stuff, a couple whose newly adopted cat “Cheese” went up a tree with a massive storm on the way live-streamed his rescue by a tree-cutter. On Make Up or Break Up Alexa from Shelton is upset boyfriend Ryan spent their cancelled vacation money to jack up his truck. We have all been seeking sources of Joy in the past months and a new poll says the #1 way is Family Dinners. Playlist Profiling is Angie from Puyallup. Green Beret Bob calls to make sure everything is OK with Fitz and his family because of the news showing the city “under siege” but it becomes clear his real concern is whether Dino’s Bar in Renton is open yet.