Fitz and Claire are running away together to Hawaii, Hallmark Movie Style. Fitz’s daughter overcharged him for his son’s birthday cake. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a nude jogger is spotted on trails in North Carolina, a group recalculating the Mayan Calendar has the new end of the world on June 21, a Minnesota woman is arrested for stealing $5000 worth of frozen gopher feet, and a New York woman intentionally coughs on someone’s food when called out for not wearing a mask. Claire went to Oregon over the weekend but screened her wife’s family for COVID protocol before entering the house; Ryder is upset that Fitz isn’t giving her any trouble like he is Ryder. In the Hourly Bulletin, Seattle’s CHAZ/CHOP has national media attention, there’s a ground beef recall for possible e.Coli, a Kittitas County murder suspect is captured, 24-Hour Fitness is closing in some Washington locations, and Chuck E Cheese may be closing for good. Watch out, here comes a Dad Joke! In The Fitz Files, Bachelorette Alabama Hannah saves a man from drowning, Hank Williams Jr.’s daughter passes away in a car wreck and the Zac Brown Band has a new song. In The Good Stuff, a couple married 67 years but separated for months because of Covid-19 had a surprise reunion. Carly Pearce calls from the jogging trail and talks about the song DNA of “I Hope You’re Happy Now”. At What Age Do You Turn Into Your Father? Fitz has a list of the signs. Today’s Troop Salute is Ronny Carroll of the US Army and US Air Force. Ryder is looking at vacation accommodations for an upcoming trip to the beach but Drew is concerned his main requirement is good Wifi. Wheel of Wake Up finds us calling Ben from Sales at 4:00 am. Monday Motivation has uplifting quotes to get your week started right.