Fitz thinks he’s the only person in the Northwest who hasn’t gotten a haircut; Drew hasn’t either but his hair never actually moves. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, scientists says dozens of intelligent alien species could be living in our galaxy, new sexy robots can carry on conversations, and studies show millennials eat sugary breakfast cereals but we say every generation has. Fitz is upset we all don’t know the lyrics to “Men in Black” because everyone should; Caller Lisa says she loves Fitz, but sorry, can’t back him on this one. In the Hourly Bulletin, Seattle bans police chokeholds and crowd control weapons, King County ready to apply for Phase 2, arrest made in road rage shooting, cell phone service disrupted nationwide, and a local Coronavirus survivor gets a $1.1 million hospital bill. We randomly discuss Bidets and whether Jason Aldean has one. In the Fitz Files, Kelly Clarkson’s crew ransacked her studio set to put it in her LA house, Kenny Chesney is rescheduled for Century Link with FGL and Old Dominion, CMA Fest is cancelled but will have two TV specials, and Luke Bryan’s kids are in his new video. In The Good Stuff, a man plays his bagpipes every night for his neighborhood. In Make Up or Break Up, Maureen from Mill Creek is suspicious of how much time her boyfriend Kevin spends on the phone with his female boss. Bethany’s Baby Blog has Fitz’s wife about to pop; she at 31 weeks and really exhausted but needs to hang in there for 6 more weeks. Playlist Profiling is Lyndsey from Lake Stevens! The Best Revenge: a woman being harassed by the driver of the car behind her in line at a McDonalds drive-thru paid for that’s driver’s meal, looking like a “pay-it-forward”, but then actually took all the food.