Fitz in the Morning Episode #292 Wednesday 06/24/20

Merry Half-Christmas Everyone! We are exactly 6 months from Christmas Eve! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a woman upset people weren’t social distancing coughed on their baby, New Yorkers tired of nightly fireworks go to the Mayor’s house and honk their horns, teens who stole baby goats were caught when they posted pictures on social media, police catch a shooter whose name was on his license plates, and a cop who returned a call to a citizen about a suspicious car gets texted lewd pictures from that caller. In the Good Stuff, a 7-year-old boy who loves reading has started an online book club reading stories to other kids; we talk about our favorite books as kids. We discuss Governor Inslee’s decree of mandatory masks for the entire state; and would you walk through a disinfectant mist machine before going into a concert or sporting event? In the Fitz Files, Miley Cyrus has been sober for six months, the “All-In Washington” concert is tonight with Pearl Jam, Dave Matthews and more, and Rascal Flatts has a new song and they want your pictures for their video. In All Jacked Up, Ryder bounces in his pool to make his own wave pool, Kevin from Skagit drinks the juice from the pickle jar before eating the pickles, Dylan from Des Moines takes pics of his canker sores, and there’s lots more of you that are super Jacked Up. Fitz reminds you to download our App if you are having trouble with the signal while they fix our tower and then he asks Ryder to explain how to get the App in “Youngin’ Terms” that Great Aunt Genevieve can understand. Today’s Troop Salute is Quincy Salyer of the US Navy. We talk to the man who is bringing us the Garth Drive In Show. Fitz gives us some 1950’s advice on “How To Be A Good Wife”