Fitz in the Morning Episode #295 Monday 06/29/20

Fitz is on Super Daddy Patrol because Bethany will be in the hospital until she gives birth to their twins; for one of their weekend field trips, he took his little daughter to Kurt Cobain’s bench in Seattle. Drew thinks he saw a black widow spider in his house and we debate whether they live in Western Washington and what they really look like. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, one Karen goes crazy at Trader Joe’s after being told to leave for not wearing a mask, another Karen goes crazy at Starbucks accusing them of using digital registration as a precursor to the “mark of the beast,” there’s an uptick in men seeking ED help since quarantine, two elderly people stopped traffic in their motorized carts, and 300 Texas teens attended a beer pong party and officials are demanding they quarantine. In the Good Stuff, a woman gave birth to a healthy baby while standing in the parking lot of her natural birthing center with her Midwife getting out there just in time. In the Fitz Files, Chase Rice is getting heat for holding a crowded live concert in Tennessee, and “The Bachelorette” is going back into production but with some tweaks like a secluded location and quarantining everyone. What Are Your Family 4th of July Traditions? We talk about ours and then take your calls, like Rob, whose family shoot each other with roman candles, and Allison, who goes to Vegas with her girls. Today’s Troop Salute is Emily “Banzai” Thompson USAF. Bethany’s Baby Blog finds Bethany in the hospital until she gives birth to monitor her blood pressure, but she really misses the little ones at home. Costco is bringing back samples and we talk about how those samples have saved our lives many times. Monday Motivation gives you some motivating quotes to start your week right.