Fitz in the Morning Episode #307 Wednesday 07/15/20

A very exhausted Fitz gives us the run-down on his new twins Bowie and Bodie who came into the world at more than 7 lbs each at just 35 weeks! In the What Are You Kidding Me Stories, a woman bites the tip off another woman’s finger while twerking, a Bidet company is offering people $10k to test their products, one-in-four people make social media accounts for their dogs and a lady uses a tea purchase to cover stealing a flat screen TV at the self-checkout. In The Good Stuff we hear the beautiful story about a nurse showing Fitz how to feed his babies shirtless to bond with them, which turns into an awkward story about Fitz making us watch the video of babies being born via Caesarian. In the Fitz Files, Garth and Trisha do NOT have Coronavirus after a scare in their camp, Brantley Gilbert honors the late Charlie Daniels by doing an acoustic cover of “Long Haired Country Boy” and Kip Moore helps introduce the new 2021 Bronco with a McConaughey-style outdoorsy video. All Jacked Up includes Kat in Bonney Lake who loves the smell of her own armpits, Craig from Woodinville who starts his day with an affirmation done in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage and Lena in Monroe who thinks she might be sleep-shopping. Everyone has a story about Summer Camp and we wanna hear yours, like P1 Corey who peed his pants on Day One of camp and never lived it down. Today’s Troop Salute is the US Army Golden Knights Parachute Team. Getting to Know You has some fun new stories and factoids about our little gang. And Fitz literally runs out of here to get back to those babies and his wife in the hospital.