Fitz hasn’t seen the Comet Neowise yet and thinks Claire made it up. Ryder is embracing his Hawaiian shirt image going Full Hawaiian today with the shorts to match. And we are all anticipating the NHL Settle Hockey Team Name Announcement. And Fitz says it here first: “Let’s Get Kraken!” In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a man is Tik Tok famous for his incredibly long thumb, a couple in England has won a fight to name their son Lucifer, a woman tries to perform an exorcism in a store, a woman rants about masks being useless and compares COVID to farting, and a man is arrested after calling the cops on his passenger with 16 lbs. of meth in the car. In the Good Stuff, the group “Sneakers for Soldiers” has shipped thousands of pairs of running shoes to US soldiers in war zones. On This Day, Ulysses S Grant died and Daniel Radcliffe and Slash were born. In the Fitz Files, Taylor Swift is dropping her 8th studio album tonight, Rascal Flatts’ Jay DeMarcus his own reality show on Netflix, Willie Nelson talks about why he started smoking weed, and “Bill and Ted 3” has an On Demand release date! The $1000 Minute: Lucy from Puyallup Wins!! On Make Up or Break Up, Miley from Enumclaw says her man Joey needs a fashion intervention because he is tearing the sleeves off his shirts but his arms are too scrawny for that look. We get Beef Tip Tower love from Travis from Poulsbo who calls in to tell us how much he loves our new stronger signal. Playlist Profiling is Danielle from Covington. Throwin’ Shade is unbelievably slimy today as Shade throws Shade on Slugs!