Fitz in the Morning Episode #327 Wednesday 08/12/20

Ryder is rocking his Kraken gear today because we are excited to speak to the new official Voice of the Kraken, Everett Fitzhugh! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a woman gets her driver’s license in the mail and the picture is just an empty chair, the last Blockbuster is now an Airbnb, a guy melting down about masks in a store is carried out by his son, a couple attacks a teenage worker at the Sesame Street Amusement Park when he reminded them to wear masks, Florida Woman gets a scam package of Chinese facemasks she never ordered, and a cat plays a piano when it wants to be fed. In The Good Stuff, a couple in Savannah just celebrated their 79th wedding anniversary and 100th birthdays. In the Fitz Files, “Bachelorette” host Chris Harrison has left the show’s compound, Will Smith is developing a “Fresh Prince” gritty version based on a fan film, Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman have a new $3.5 million condo with a Sky Garage, and Harry, Meghan, Katy and Orlando are all moving to Montecito. All Jacked Up finds Fitz chewing on his babies’ ears, Elise in Mukilteo feeding her toenail clippings to her cats, and Liz from Olympia likes to “sniff it” after she does laundry but doesn’t realize what we mean when we say “laundry”. Today’s Troop Salute is nine members of the 15th Marine Expeditionary Unit killed in training last month. Kane Brown Calls In to talk about his new EP called “Mixtape Volume 1”.Today’s Bark Week Dog of the Day is “Buster Brown” and his mom Judy from Everett. Fitz checks his Social Media messages, and P1’s want to know if Drew was lighting Tiki torches while shirtless on Hwy 2, if Claire has learned whether she is actually related to “Golden Girl” Bea Arthur, and whether Fitz is still looking for another dog?