Fitz in the Morning Episode #347 Weds 09/09/20

The smoke is better but still lingering and we are thinking of you who are out of your homes and thanking firefighters who are keeping us safe. Drew’s move to Monroe is finally almost done cuz his POD is empty! Listen for the Mystery Sound – the jackpot is up to $350! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, Facebook will pay you to deactivate your account for a few weeks leading up to the election, a Wendy’s Drive-Through employee is internet famous for sounding like an automated prerecording, singing Happy Birthday could spread Covid, English police raid a Swingers party violating Covid rules, Spanish police arrest a surfer violating Covid rules, and what happens when Florida Woman goes into an adult store?! Claire received a home video transferred from Super 8 from when she was 9 years old and was amazed to see her mom on it. Fitz just came back from a weird bathroom experience with Ryder who apparently can’t go if there’s another guy there. In the Fitz Files, Keeping up with the Kardashians has been cancelled, Joe Exotic has hand-written a pardon request to President Trump, Nike is putting out Air Max Freddy Krueger shoes and the drama version of Fresh Prince called Bel Air is green lit for Peacock. All Jacked Up includes Brie from Bothell who loves finding crazy long chin hairs and Hunter from Graham who prefers wiping his face on his sleeve to using napkins. There is new evidence that Drew’s Mom exists as she comes to visit and meet his girlfriend’s parents for the first time. Ryder demands we “Boomers” deactivate Facebook ahead of the election to keep ourselves out of the hands of Russian Bots. Today’s Troop Salute is Sergeant Mitchell Wilson of the US Army who signed up after 9/11.Our $1 Million Dollars of Jobs spotlights business owner Amanda from Instanannies who is offering Nanny jobs to our P1s.