Fitz in the Morning Episode #354 Friday 09/18/20

It’s Blue Friday and Bull-Yah Friday! Fitz wants to know how far Ryder has ever been from his home in Auburn; turns out not far. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, OK Cupid has a VILF badge so you can hook up with sexy voters, a man sues a major coffee chain for severe burns on his junk from extremely hot coffee, a 11-year-old has to remove his mask at school because it’s from Hooters, Louis Vuitton has a mask for $1000, the new TikTok trend is filing your teeth with a nail file, and a woman in Alabama films a 12-foot gator her yard. On Stream It or Skip It Drew recommends “Call the Midwife Season 9” and “Airplane!” on Netflix and “Pen15” on Hulu. General Gridlock returns as Fitz calls him in his bunker to lead us on a March. On the Fitz Files, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston reunite for a “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” read, Martha Stewart has a line of CBD products and she uses a lot of them and John Oates of Hall and Oates has a Country album. After 8 weeks, Lori from University Place WINS the $1000 Minute! The P1’s Have Talent include Blake from JBLM who does a mouth trumpet “Ring of Fire” by Johnny Cash, Ryan from Bonney Lake who does a cool police siren sound and Andrea from Carnation brings down the house with Marissa Tomei from “My Cousin Vinny”. Fitz decided his home needs The Magic of a Halloween Tree. Believe It or Not has Debi from Kent who got a bicycle from Evel Knievel as a girl, Liam from Port Orchard who passes as Liam from Oasis, and Callie from Spanaway who went skydiving with her 90-year-old Grandma whose boobs popped out. Claire got called to the Big Boss’s office and it was not was she was expecting. The Weekend Party Preview has discounted Ski Passes on sale, the Western Heritage Center is cool for kids, Dad can drive exotic cars at Pacific Raceways and Fort Nisqually Online has a Victorian Baking class.