Fitz in the Morning Episode #355 Monday 09/21/20

Fitz is excited to celebrate the 21st Night of September, aka Earth, Wind and Fire Day! Wait ’til you hear our Sing-a-Long! We recap the amazing Seahawks-Patriots game including the amazing Russell Wilson and incredible Defense at the end; but when the Cowboys are here next week, who will Fitz root for? In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a teacher asks parents to stop cussing, smoking weed, and walking around naked during Zoom School, a new app lets you to pay people to video spy for you, a woman pulled over with a suspended license and outstanding warrants says she has to go #2 really bad and leads cops on a chase, a man caught cheating lets his girlfriend punish him by clamping his junk in her hair straightener, a restaurant in Denmark has robot waitresses, and the Ignoble Prizes have been awarded for stupid scientific studies like a knife made of frozen poop and how alligators sound when they inhale helium. In Fitz Files, the Emmy Awards include with big wins for “Schitt’s Creek” and “Watchmen” and quickie “Friends” Reunion at Jennifer Aniston’s house, James Caan says there will never be another “Elf” because Will Ferrell hates John Favreau, and Ellen speaks for the first time about being the “Be Kind Lady” amid accusations of meanness. For Our Favorite Things, Fitz loves the documentary “My Octopus Teacher”, Drew loves his contractor Chris Welch from Cornerstone Construction, Claire loves the Renton Safeway Bakery’s Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies, and Ryder loved Batman Day on Saturday. Today’s Troop Salute is Corporal Benjamin Gibson USMC. On Wheel of Wake Up we confuse and very sleepy Melanie from Sales. In Food News, Ryder delivers some exciting food developments including Eggo Pumpkin Pie pancakes, DQ’s Fall Blizzards and Sour Patch Kid Flavor Crush Soda. Monday Motivation has motivating quotes to get your week started off right.