Happy Monday! Drew’s dog has become a Grumpy Old Man, Claire wants to know it’s she’s All Jacked Up for pulling her hoodie string back-n-forth-n-back-n-forth, and Ryder and Fitz’s 7-year-old son Cash are in a Fortnite War of Supremacy. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, 1 of 8 people in the Northwest claim to have seen Bigfoot at one time or another, a Japanese man finds what he thinks is a very strange mushroom that turns out to be an adult toy, an 80-year-old man slashes the tires of an old woman who took his favorite seat at Bingo, a man picks up his car from a repair shop garage to find 1000 extra miles on it and women’s underwear in the car, and a man sets his hospital bed on fire when the nurses refuse to listen to him. In the Good Stuff, we call our Bickford Ford Community Hero for September, Bailey from Island Hut in Bremerton, who has been helping out his entire community by making sure people have something to eat during these hard times. In Fitz Files, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have had their second baby but only Lance Bass has seen him/her and there’ a new Joe Exotic documentary implying he was a psycho even as a child. Fitz has become obsessed with animal videos to the point where he hides out from us during the work hours to watch them while we are all in here waiting for him to do stuff. Today’s Troop Salute is Donald Dean Dobson Sr. of the US Navy. It’s Wheel of Wake Up day; we called Maggie from Sales around 4am this morning. Monday Motivation has some motivating quotes to get your week started off right!