Happy Birthday Instagram, now 10 years old; we talk about how many dogs we all follow, and Ryder suggests we follow his cat Thor. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a man warns stores not to sell Ouija boards to children in case of demonic possession, China stops producing Halloween masks of the actual Coronavirus sphere, an Amazon Driver has the crap scared out of him by a Halloween decoration, a Washington man is arrested for helping to smuggle people into Canada from his hotel “The Smugglers Inn”, a man is arrested after offering to buy a woman’s child, and a British college girl gets stuck inside a dryer in a drunk TikTok stunt. We get tips on How to Be a Good Spouse from a 1939 magazine article. Someone mashed up “The Dance” By Garth Brooks with “WAP” by Cardi B. In the Fitz Files, Harry Styles could be the next James Bond, Forbes highest paid actresses are on TV because there are no movies, Carrie Underwood can’t find the Halloween costume her son really wants, there’s gonna be a “Dazed and Confused” reunion script read, Regal Cinemas are closing down, and Reba and Darius host the CMA’s this year. It’s Fire Prevention Week and Don Maher from Puget Sound Fire is here to talk about how to prevent fires in our homes and communities. Ryder’s Food News has the newest items for us to try, like candy flavored Keurig pods, McDonalds Spicy Chicken nuggets and Kraft’s Pumpkin Spice Mac n’ Cheese (blech). Today’s Troop Salute is Medal of Honor Recipient Ronald Shurer of the US Army. Earlier this morning on Wheel of Wake Up we called Michael from Sales at 4am to talk about the beautiful changing leaves. Our Favorite Things this week: Fitz’ loves the “Dance/WAP” mash-up, Drew loves Tuscano’s Italian Restaurant in Monroe, Claire loves the Cedar River Trail Park in Renton and Ryder loves the Southcenter Disney Store’s COVID mask collection. Monday Motivation has some motivating quotes to get your week started off right.