Fitz in the Morning Episode #393 Thurs 11-12-20

We all stayed up late watching the CMA Awards last night, except Drew who still has no TV so he is looking forward to our reviews, including our own awards called “The Fitzies –The Awards That Did Not Make the Awards”: like the “Most Likely to Actually Be Slash from Guns and Roses”, “Best Oompa Loompa Outfit”, “Best Use of Pajamas at Work” and “Who Are You and Why Are You Here?” Awards. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a woman filming a holistic video about the cleansing power of the ocean gets swallowed by a rogue wave, an Amazon engineer who worked on Alexa builds an app to communicate with your cat, a French elementary school bans parents from throwing their kids over the 6-foot-fence when late for school, and a Russian woman goes viral with video of her man proposing by shoving the ring into a Big Mac. Ryder is involved in a series of Murders; he is producing an audio book from a retired local homicide detective. In The Fitz Files we have a CMA Recap with Eric Church winning Entertainer of the Year, Luke Combs, Morgan Wallen, and Maren Morris all winning big, and an amazing tribute to Charlie Daniels with a scorching fiddle player who never got introduced. On Make Up or Break Up, Kate from Federal Way wants her boyfriend Josh to stop buying old cars thinking he’s going to fix them up because it’s expensive and their lawn looks like a junk yard; Josh says Kate needs to have a little faith in him because this stuff is all future gold. We talk about our “Goosebumps” performances from the CMAs, like Legend Charley Pride actually being nervous when receiving his Lifetime Achievement Award, and performances by Chris Stapleton and Dan + Shay with Justin Bieber. Is Drew going to be arrested for Indecent Exposure for peeing in public? Throwin’ Shade aims his rhymes right at the CMA’s.