Fitz in the Morning Episode #405 Wednesday 12-02-20

Fitz has his Buddy the Elf costume in his bag today to surprise Carrie Underwood as they record the CT40 Christmas Special and we’re a little worried at how surprised she’ll be. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a nurse who brags on Tik Tok that she doesn’t wear a mask while traveling and having playdates with her kids gets fired, a post-Thanksgiving dinner turns deadly after someone digs into leftovers with their bare hands, a contestant named Kovid competed on “Project Runway” in 2019 and his outfit included a mask, the mysterious monolith in Romania has now disappeared as well as the one in Utah, and the McDonald’s McRib is back and they’re offering a free one men who post pictures of newly clean-shaven faces. We take your calls on where to get the Best Local Coffee including Olympia Coffee Roasting Company and Lady Bug Bikini Espresso. In the Fitz Files Justin Timberlake buys a wheelchair accessible van for a kid with Cerebral Palsy, Taylor Swift has already licensed her rerecorded “Love Story” for a commercial, a hotel in Michigan has Buddy the Elf suite, and Post Malone had a $250K made for his Dallas Cowboys. On the $1000 Minute, Linda from Sammamish goes out on #9, Charlene from Puyallup goes out on #10 but Lorie from Snohomish WINS! All Jacked Up includes Joel who told his mom the “Only Fans” charges on her credit card bill are for a celebrity chat line. “I Don’t Know the Words” Karaoke proves whether or not we really know Christmas songs like we think we do; Ryder’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” is spectacular. People are spending less time on personal hygiene in lockdown; where do you stand on showering these days? Drew has a horrible Customer Service story but we want to hear your great ones. Today’s Troop Salute is Martin Connors of the US Army and all those who are serving away from home over the Holidays.