Fight or Flight? Fitz is Fight or Hug! What Are You Kidding Me?!: a father and daughter go viral when she loses at Uno; an Uber Eats driver claims she was held at gunpoint but was lying; TSA agent fired after passing a note to a traveler saying “You Ugly”. A woman survives when both parachutes fail to open. Fitz just found out Claire collects Floaty Pens and he wants to know what you collect. Hourly Bulletin: far right and antifa both claim victory in Portland; an Alaska man finds a 50-year-old note in a bottle; two Lime e-Bikes burst into flames last week; an angry diner threw a sign though at Beth’s café; Seahawks DK Metcalf needs knee surgery and Paxton Lynch has a concussion; Cougs on HBO college Hard Knocks. Fitz fells a Dad Joke wrong on many levels. The Fitz Files: Blake Shelton has a dis-track about Lil’ Nas X; The Rock gets married; David Hasselhoff has a new collaboration album including Charlie Daniels. The Good Stuff: One WSP trooper saves a kitten, another delivers a baby; a boy and his mom broke a windshield to rescue a baby from a hot car. City vs Country: Robert from Sumner and Country Girl Lisa went out; we find out how it went, and learn Fitz knows nothing about caring for classic cars. Ringtone IQ: Ryder tries to stump us with ring-tone versions of TV themes, commercials and songs. Troop Salute: Donald Dean Dodson Sr. of the US Navy. InstaTherapy: A listener needs our help with a fellow teacher who has been posting provocative photos on her social media. The “Hey Fitz Give Me Something Free!” Caller of the Hour wins Granger Smith Tickets! We give you some Monday Motivation to get your week started off right!