Fitz in the Morning Episode #98 Weds 09/04/19

September: when Summer Weather meet Pumpkin Spice! Teachers: We want to give you an Extreme Classroom Makeover! First Caller of the Day: Patrick from Stanwood practices the Mystic Arts and says Harry Potter spells are not real and perfectly safe to say out loud. What Are You Kidding Me?!: Popeye’s crew assaulted over sold-out sandwiches; reporter’s camera man gets butted in the crotch by a sheep; EMT shouts down drivers who don’t pull over; teen goes blind eating only junk food. The Joker is Wild: Ryder gives us deets on the new Joaquin Phoenix “Joker” movie. Hourly Bulletin: wild police chase through Burien; biotoxin closes shellfish harvesting; Coast Guard calls off search for missing couple on Lake Washington; Salmonella outbreak linked to backyard poultry; Sue Bird done for season but back in 2020; Seahawks reveal new game day commemorative posters. Dad Jokes: Sometimes they’re funny even when you see them coming. The Fitz Files: Dirks Bentley fined after bragging about fishing but not having license; Kevin Federline files a restraining order against Brittney’s dad; Cardi B beefing with four little kid rappers. The Good Stuff: a local mom struggled buying school supplies at the Dollar Store until another shopper overheard and gave her money. All Jacked Up: Drew smells his knuckles, Ryder is boxing up trash and moving it to his new house; Wes pees sitting down. The Call of the Wild: We attempt to imitate your school mascot: Drew is not so good but Claire has a Viking side, Fitz is a freaky Beaver and Ryder is quite good at Dolphin Sounds! Troop Salute: Rod Hanson of the US Navy. Big Drew Is House Hunting; Fitz’ Daughter Little Drew gives us back-to-school advice on how to make friends and learn new classrooms.