What Are You Kidding Me!? Fri 08-28-2020

Amazon’s new fitness tracker “Halo” can also tell you if you’re naughty or nice, two dudes get jail time for pumping air from a compressor in their buddy’s butt when he passes out, a woman calls police after finding what she thought was a man’s body part in some meat from the grocery store, a dude breaks the record for the world’s tallest Mohawk, some scientist says Covid can spread through toilets (?), and a government official accidentally Zooms a hook-up with his secretary.