What Are You Kidding Me!? Friday 10/02/20

A 67-year-old woman with a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu beats up an intruder at her senior living facility, a pizza place offers a menu of “kind words” from the delivery guy for an extra fee, a woman claims the pandemic has been hard on cats because people are home too much, a man tries to break into a TV news station with a hammer, it takes several people to stop a woman “self-serving” out in front of a 7-11, and a mom warns parents about toddlers playing with iPhones that have PayPal after an exotic tortoise arrives at her home.