What Are You Kidding Me!? Monday 09/14/20

Franzia is selling a backpack with an entire box of wine and side-dispenser for a box-on-the-go, Seattle’s air quality is currently the 2nd worst in the entire world behind Portland, a new study claims thick thighs could mean lower blood pressure, a town near Buffalo, New York, mistakenly sent out an extreme caution alert on 9/11 at 9:11am, a man tries to claim religious beliefs to skip wearing a mask in a store but is shut down by a super calm store clerk, and a crowd is unsurprisingly concerned while watching a failed rocket launch which crashes back to earth.