What Are You Kidding Me!? Monday 09/21/20

A Florida teacher asks parents to stop cussing, smoking weed, and walking around naked during Zoom School, a new app lets you to pay people to video spy/stalk for you, a woman pulled over with a suspended license and outstanding warrants says she has to go #2 really bad so she takes off and leads cops on a chase, a man caught cheating lets his girlfriend punish him by clamping his junk in her hair straightener, a restaurant in Denmark has robot waitresses, and the Ignoble Prizes have been awarded for stupid scientific studies like a knife made of frozen poop and how alligators sound when they inhale helium.