Fitz In The Morning – What Are You Kidding Me?! Stories of the Day

What Are You Kidding Me!? Tuesday 09/08/20

“Florida Woman” tries to hire a hitman to kill her husband’s mistress as a birthday present to herself, a man eats an entire can of Pringles very slowly during a 4-hour flight to avoid wearing a mask on the plane, a Hair Salon has to remove being happy as a job requirement because its discriminatory to sad people, a man calls 911 over 1200 times to offer them free home-made egg rolls, a California couple’s gender reveal party starts a massive wild fire, and the demand for nude maids has skyrocketed during Covid and Drew explains why.