Facebook wants to pay you to deactivate your account for a few weeks leading up to the election to protect us from Russian bots, a Wendy’s drive-thru employee is internet famous for sounding like he’s an automated prerecording, singing Happy Birthday could be a major spreader of Covid, English police raid a Swingers party violating Covid rules, Spanish police arrest a Covid-positive surfer hanging out on the beach and what exactly happens when Florida Woman goes into an adult store…?!