We are all feeling the pinch of the last minute holiday shopping, expect for Ryder who is all done to which we say, “Oh Good For You!” What Are You Kidding Me?!: Subway Santas are entertaining New Yorkers with holiday cheer, but this one guy is just NOT into it; the new “Slanted Potti” is designed to help employers cut down on employee bathroom time. Hourly Bulletin: earthquakes shaking Fall City this morning; Woodinville package thief posing as Amazon delivery driver; cops posing as delivery drivers to catch package thieves; WSP investigating fatal pedestrian accident in Kent; Governor Inslee asking for $300mil to help state’s homeless; the tax man is coming for our beer money; former Seahawk Cliff Avril gives back with shopping spree for local families; Seahawks injury update and some new pass-rush help with Dekoda Watson. The Fitz Files: Ellen renders Harry Styles speechless asking about Kendall Jenner; John Legend invited the entire cast of “The Voice” for dinner but failed to tell his wife Chrissy Tiegen. $1000 Minute: Ken from Monroe WINS!! The Good Stuff: Dave and Tina McAdams just opened a coffee shop in Oregon, but Dave was diagnosed with cancer so another nearby coffee shop owner closed her shop for a day, went to work at the McAdams’ store, and directed her customers there. Make Up or Break Up: Rachel says her boyfriend Dominic is obsessed with Karaoke and it’s taking away from their relationship. Fitzmas Wishes: Serena from Yelm was nominated by her son’s teacher, Ashlynne Solseth of Yelm. Playlist Profiling: It’s Russell Dickerson! Fitz’s Christmas Factoids: What state has the brightest Christmas lights from space? How much storage space does Santa need for all those toys? Fitz answers these and other burning questions.