Fitz in the Morning – Mon 08/12/2019

Is Drew the Pride of Burien or the Pride of Des Moines? We discuss; Drew will get back to us. First Caller of the Day: Andrew from SoDo is still recovering from Watershed a full week later. What Are You Kidding Me?!: A man saw a tree falling on a car and the audio of him talking is priceless; a man fell on his backside and claims his penis has ossified; a woman says her oven door squeaks like Usher’s song “Yeah” and Fitz, Ryder, and Claire break out in “Yeah” along with the oven door. Cheater Cheater: Fitz asks how you caught your cheater and we have to hit the censor button! Hourly Bulletin: stormy weather causes mudslides and fires; criminals use ride share cars; Lenny Wilkens gets a street named after him; the Seahawks pick up another backup QB; BC’s Sea To Sky gondolas come down; Seattle’s Mayor wants fines for RV Ranchers. Fitz tells a really bad/good Dad Joke. The Fitz Files: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth break up and she’s dating a girl; Jason Momoa is injured in a protest in Hawaii and is missing Aquaman 2; “Old Town Road” wins its first music award, sort of. Roger from Arlington wins the $1000 Minute! The Good Stuff: Florence + the Machine brought a couple on stage for a proposal; City vs. Country: Did Christine meet up with Ron from Yelm at the Morton Logger Jubilee? (Yes, but they didn’t exactly roll). Ryder’s Ringtone IQ is a tough one today! Today’s Troop Salute: Kiarah Burke of the US Air Force. InstaTherapy: a woman wants to have a yard party but her husband wants to put out a porta-potty to keep people out of their house. Monday Motivation: motivating quotes to start your week right!


It’s like high school with a paycheck! Where every day is a Friday.