Fitz in the Morning – Fri 08/09/2019

Oh, Friday, how we love you!! Please let us offer you this amazing Bull-Yah! What Are You Kidding Me?!: a drunk-driving woman makes a roadside potty stop and falls into a creek; a man is making a ton of money writing messages on potatoes; an amazing WalMart story involving underwear and meth; a man arrested for driving 127 mph while using two phones. Ticket Or Skip It: Drew reviews “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark”, “The Kitchen”, “Dora and the Lost City Of Gold”, “The Art of Racing in The Rain.” Hourly Bulletin: a Lakewood barber is killed during a crime spree; I-405 will be closed this weekend for Sound Transit work; an ID thief is captured in Lynwood; a teen crashes into a McDonalds after spilling his drink; a 21-year-old Marine will be reunited with the FBI agent who rescued him as a kidnapped newborn. Claire has a rundown of the Seahawks first preseason game; The Fitz Files: Bachelorette Hannah is making snarky comments now about Tyler; Disney is remaking a bunch of movies that we already know like “Home Alone”. The Good Stuff: an 11-year old-kid starts the El Paso Challenge where everyone does 22 good deeds in honor of the 22 who died in the attack there. City vs. Country: Christine from Puyallup meets Country Boy Ron from Yelm and City Boy Adam from Issaquah. Ron wants to take her to the Morton Logging Festival. Adam wants to take her to Boehm’s chocolates and them “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” at the Paramount. Today’s Troop Salute: Paul Fawett of the US Air Force. Whenever Fitz gets mean messages, he sends them to his Momma. Fitz calls her and she reads some of them on the air. His poor Mama!


It’s like high school with a paycheck! Where every day is a Friday.