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Now Let’s Meet Our Two Bad Axes

Single Girl Christine from Bothell is a caregiver for the elderly. She loves doing yoga and keeping fit. We introduce her to City Boy Steven from Wallingford and Country Boy Carl from Monroe. City Boy Steven is a forensic accountant who says he must be a good looking guy because people often tell him he’s “ripped” and “hot”. For a City Date, he suggests going to watch the Jet City Roller Derby and then going out to a neighborhood bar for some axe throwing. Country Boy Carl is a carpenter, although his real passion is bee-keeping. He laughs at the notion of going to a bar to throw axes in cages when they could just go to his property and throw them for real. For their Country Date he wants to take Christine to the Renaissance Fair in Monroe and promises that whether the date works out or not he will send her home with a jar of honey from his bees. Carl sounds like a slam-dunk better choice than Steven, until Fitz asks the guys what they will wear on their dates and then we learn a little much about Carl and kilts.

Stop swiping, delete your Tinder, close your Bumble account, Fitz is your new matchmaker. Northwest singles call us to be set up. Fitz gives them the option of a City date, or a Country date. They can only pick one!

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