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Wait, Is This “City vs Country” or “All Jacked Up”?

Josh is from Lynwood. He is a software programmer at a start-up who loves camping and hanging out with his little dog. We introduce him to Country Girl Hannah from Marysville and City Girl Miranda from Kent. Country Girl Hannah suggests going out to Stalker Farms for some scary Halloween fun in the corn maze and they discuss what kind of fun can be had in the woods of the country. City Girl Miranda starts off kinda odd, with a tirade about girls from Marysville and how they steal men and ideas, because she accuses Hannah of stealing her idea about going to Corn Maze. Turns out she’s had a past with some people from Marysville. Josh sorta lets that go by and continues asking other questions but we are all a little stunned. The text messages are already flying in before Josh even makes his choice and the more Miranda talks the more uncomfortable it gets. Especially when she starts describing what she wears. And then there’s the date…so, how did it go? Here’s a hint: Josh actually sent Fitz a message IN ALL CAPS!


Stop swiping, delete your Tinder, close your Bumble account, Fitz is your new matchmaker. Northwest singles call us to be set up. Fitz gives them the option of a City date, or a Country date. They can only pick one!