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You Look Positively Smashing, Darling!

Single Girl Diana from Newcastle is a Marketing Manager who has had some bad luck on the dating scene. We introduce her to City Boy Charlie from Ravenna and Country Boy Ron from Granite Falls. City Boy Charlie is a Claims Adjuster who lives a pretty ordinary business life, and can do the traditional bring-you-flowers thing. But, he has always wanted to try one of those “Rage Rooms”! And he figures what better way to meet a woman for the first time than to see her feisty side. He suggests Rage Industries on Lake City Way and says he will spring for the most expensive package with all the best smashing tools. Country Boy Ron from Granite Falls says he is a well- built guy who works for a “very successful website.” And he has a pretty dang great Country Date planned: he has tickets to Big and Rich at Snoqualmie Casino! He suggests they go to the Casino for dinner and some black jack as well. He says he has no desire to smash things, he is just honest and kind-hearted and treats all the women in his life well. These are both pretty brash offers for a very first date – which one would you choose?

Stop swiping, delete your Tinder, close your Bumble account, Fitz is your new matchmaker. Northwest singles call us to be set up. Fitz gives them the option of a City date, or a Country date. They can only pick one!

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