Drew woke up oddly concerned about what happens to all the cut-off hair from salons and barber shops, which leads Fitz to wonder what Drew has done with all the videos of Fitz asking Country Artists for hair samples. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a woman is arrested for throwing a burger at her boyfriend and hitting him in the head so Fitz tells us about chucking food at his old friend Phil, new data suggests peeing in your backyard can help save the world by greatly reducing water use from flushing, and a drunk guy got naked and “dropped a deuce” on the self-checkout machine at a grocery store. Today’s Good Stuff is our Bickford Ford Community Hero Juli Chavez, a speech therapist for disabled kids who has continued to help these kids and their families all throughout quarantine. In the Fitz Files, Tom Hanks rips people who don’t wear masks, “Beavis and Butthead” is coming back with Mike Judge back in charge, and a “Frosty the Snowman” Live Action movie will have Jason Momoa voicing the CGI Frosty. On Make Up or Break Up, Gina from Everett misses her “manly man” because her boyfriend Sean shaved his beard and refuses to grow it back. It’s Another Firecracker Parade – we had so much fun yesterday we throw another Virtual 4th of July Firecracker Parade today! Playlist Profiling is Kyler from Kent. Fitz asks us all what we think this area needs, and we all say more roads, except Claire, who thinks we need more trains and bike lanes and Fitz accuses her of wanting to take our trucks.
Fitz has been awake for two days and wants to leave early today but Mean Old Mr. Drew says No, we have meetings and stuff. It’s National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day and we extol our favorites! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a man fires a warning shot at a store clerk in a mask fight and then has a shoot-out with police, the pandemic may be the end of McDonald’s ball pits, a principal raps about Covid-19 at school to MC Hammer’s “Can’t Touch This”, a Karen and a Ken fist fight with two guys eating outside maskless.
Drew and Claire are in perpetual pain from moving all weekend but Fitz cheers us up with an unexpected Dad Joke about Christopher Columbus! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a wedding video goes viral when the Bride and the Groom’s Mom get into a shouting match, a man who lost his “unit”…