It’s finally Friday and after this crazy life-changing week, Fitz deserves a Big Poppa Bull Yah! What Are You Kidding Me? A woman’s laugh is so bizarre it sounds like a goose and a woman in Thailand has trouble explaining the cucumber stuck inside her. In Stream It or Skip It Drew suggests “Last Dance” and “Cursed” on Netflix, Amazon Prime gets “Absentia”, a thriller about a woman missing for 6 years, HBO Max gets “Last Christmas” with Emilia Clark, Disney + has “Duck Tails” with new art and new adventures, and Hulu has “Palm Springs”, a modern take on “Groundhog Day”. In the Fitz Files, Mason Ramsey is back, this time yodeling about farting cows for Burger King, the house from the “Golden Girls” is for sale but it’s not actually in Florida, and Mike Tyson is taking on a shark for Shark Week. Insta-Therapy finds single dad from Gig Harbor not knowing what to do after finding out his teenage daughter is a total bully. He Turned Down What? Fitz has some behind the scenes info about famous 90’s movies and the actors that turned down major roles. Could any of us imagine Titanic with Matthew McConaughey as Jack? Or Bruce Willis in Ghost?
Fitz has been awake for two days and wants to leave early today but Mean Old Mr. Drew says No, we have meetings and stuff. It’s National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day and we extol our favorites! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a man fires a warning shot at a store clerk in a mask fight and then has a shoot-out with police, the pandemic may be the end of McDonald’s ball pits, a principal raps about Covid-19 at school to MC Hammer’s “Can’t Touch This”, a Karen and a Ken fist fight with two guys eating outside maskless.
Drew and Claire are in perpetual pain from moving all weekend but Fitz cheers us up with an unexpected Dad Joke about Christopher Columbus! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a wedding video goes viral when the Bride and the Groom’s Mom get into a shouting match, a man who lost his “unit”…