Happy Birthday Momma Fitz! Let’s Get This Friday Started With a Kraken ‘n’ Mariners Bull-Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a woman pitching a fit over masks gets literally called “Karen” by bystanders, a man angry about masks at a donut shop throws his donuts, a man says his 5 “real doll” companions help him get through quarantine, a Peeping Tom arrested on someone’s roof claims he was looking for his cat, two store workers get in a fight using their keyboards, and a man angry another couple stopped swinging with him and his wife sets fire to their house. On Stream It or Skip It Drew recommends “Dragons: Rescue Riders” on Netflix, “Guns Akimbo” on Amazon, the “Pirates of the Caribbean” movies on Disney+ and “Dog House UK” on HBO Max. In the Fitz Files, major movies are delayed into 2021 and beyond including “Top Gun: Maverick”, “Avatar 2”, and Disney’s Live Action “Mulan”. Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani’s new song just dropped and we love it, and Mark Paul Gosselaar never watched “Saved By The Bell” but is podcasting himself watching it. Insta-Therapy has “Darrin” from Mill Creek asking for help after his teenage son got a credit card in his name and ran up huge charges. Mike Tyson and Roy Jones Jr are doing an exhibition fight but the real story is Ryder’s amazing Mike Tyson impression! Let’s Get Kraken – we take your calls about how much you love (or hate) the new Seattle Hockey Team name. Believe It or Not includes Chloe whose mom was struck by lightning when she was pregnant with her and now she has a white streak in her hair. Fitz calls Momma Fitz for her Birthday. Young’n’+Shade are back with their amazing new song “Kraken”. The Weekend Party Preview includes ice skating rinks, kayaking and paddle boarding, Evergreen Speedway, and the Blake Shelton Drive-In Concert Movie this weekend.
Fitz has been awake for two days and wants to leave early today but Mean Old Mr. Drew says No, we have meetings and stuff. It’s National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day and we extol our favorites! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a man fires a warning shot at a store clerk in a mask fight and then has a shoot-out with police, the pandemic may be the end of McDonald’s ball pits, a principal raps about Covid-19 at school to MC Hammer’s “Can’t Touch This”, a Karen and a Ken fist fight with two guys eating outside maskless.
Drew and Claire are in perpetual pain from moving all weekend but Fitz cheers us up with an unexpected Dad Joke about Christopher Columbus! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a wedding video goes viral when the Bride and the Groom’s Mom get into a shouting match, a man who lost his “unit”…