Happy Birthday Aunt Claire – we got you the Hottest Day of the Year! It’s Salute to Stanwood Week and we kick it off by talking to Mayor Elizabeth Callaghan! Keep listening for your name with our $100 Cash Mask! In the What Are You Kidding Me Stories, a man is facing two felonies for intentionally coughing on people in a Wal-Mart, a woman pepper sprays people eating in a park without masks, a car thief fixes up a family’s SUV, and a woman is stuck between two buildings for 7 hours after no one answers her calls for help because they all thought it was a ghost. In Good Stuff, now that Beef Tip Tower is fixed, and you can hear us in Stanwood again, Fitz declares it Salute to Stanwood week with a new song from Young’n’+Shade, “Welcome Back.” Watch Out – it’s a (really good, actually) Dad Joke! In the Fitz Files, Russell Wilson and Ciara welcome baby boy Win, Regis Philbin passes away at 88, and Michael Jordan’s rookie jersey is up for auction and is expected to bring in $500K. Fitz is all about Skin to Skin nestling with his new twin sons and it’s freaking Drew out; we take calls from P1 dads who say Fitz is right on. Today’s Troop Salute is Seaman Noah Graddis of the US Navy. On Wheel of Wake-Up Fitz calls Stacy from our Legal Department at Zero Dark Thirty and she is NOT happy. It’s a real life Slow Dance in a Parking Lot as Ryder met his girlfriend over the weekend in a parking lot in Olympia. QVC Birthday Roulette for Claire’s Birthday brings up a Lighted Christmas Ornament Set! Monday Motivation has some motivating quotes to get your week started off right!
Fitz has been awake for two days and wants to leave early today but Mean Old Mr. Drew says No, we have meetings and stuff. It’s National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day and we extol our favorites! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a man fires a warning shot at a store clerk in a mask fight and then has a shoot-out with police, the pandemic may be the end of McDonald’s ball pits, a principal raps about Covid-19 at school to MC Hammer’s “Can’t Touch This”, a Karen and a Ken fist fight with two guys eating outside maskless.
Drew and Claire are in perpetual pain from moving all weekend but Fitz cheers us up with an unexpected Dad Joke about Christopher Columbus! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a wedding video goes viral when the Bride and the Groom’s Mom get into a shouting match, a man who lost his “unit”…