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Fitz in the Morning Episode #315 Monday 07/27/20

Happy Birthday Aunt Claire – we got you the Hottest Day of the Year! It’s Salute to Stanwood Week and we kick it off by talking to Mayor Elizabeth Callaghan! Keep listening for your name with our $100 Cash Mask! In the What Are You Kidding Me Stories, a man is facing two felonies for intentionally coughing on people in a Wal-Mart, a woman pepper sprays people eating in a park without masks, a car thief fixes up a family’s SUV, and a woman is stuck between two buildings for 7 hours after no one answers her calls for help because they all thought it was a ghost. In Good Stuff, now that Beef Tip Tower is fixed, and you can hear us in Stanwood again, Fitz declares it Salute to Stanwood week with a new song from Young’n’+Shade, “Welcome Back.” Watch Out – it’s a (really good, actually) Dad Joke! In the Fitz Files, Russell Wilson and Ciara welcome baby boy Win, Regis Philbin passes away at 88, and Michael Jordan’s rookie jersey is up for auction and is expected to bring in $500K. Fitz is all about Skin to Skin nestling with his new twin sons and it’s freaking Drew out; we take calls from P1 dads who say Fitz is right on. Today’s Troop Salute is Seaman Noah Graddis of the US Navy. On Wheel of Wake-Up Fitz calls Stacy from our Legal Department at Zero Dark Thirty and she is NOT happy. It’s a real life Slow Dance in a Parking Lot as Ryder met his girlfriend over the weekend in a parking lot in Olympia. QVC Birthday Roulette for Claire’s Birthday brings up a Lighted Christmas Ornament Set! Monday Motivation has some motivating quotes to get your week started off right!

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #320 Monday 08/03/20

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