The heat is really getting to us and Ryder is sitting in front of the A/C, sprinklers, and whatever else he can. You know what will cool us all off? A Friday Bull Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, Americans have been visiting the New Zealand immigration website to check eligibility since they have completely eradicated Coronavirus, a flight attendant who returned home to find her husband getting it on with another woman attacked them both with his guitar, a guy is arrested for playing with himself in his car outside of a Circle K, and a flight from Aruba to Miami is delayed because a passenger refuses to wear a mask and then fights with the flight attendants. On Stream It or Skip It, Drew recommends “Norsemen”, “Top Gun”, and “The Mighty Ducks” and Fitz reminds us to watch “YellowStone.” In the Fitz Files, Garth Brooks’ daughter has Covid-19 so Fitz wants to put Garth in a vault for safekeeping until this is all over, someone left a rabbit on Kate Beckinsale’s and Lauren Alaina has dropped a new album out of nowhere. We have a Talent Showcase as Miranda from Des Moines Represents Fitz with her Cher Impersonation, Lori from Monroe Represents Drew by burping on command, and Claire Picks Trent from Skyway who sounds exactly like the crows of the neighborhood. New information is coming out about terrible behavior from Ellen and her toxic work environment; we discuss the possibilities, and hear some audio from an Australian TV producer who says he was directly instructed to not address, speak to, or even look at Ellen. The Weekend Party Preview includes The Stanley Cup Finals, the Gigantic Bicycle Festival moving online, and Virtual Seafair with Virtual The Blue Angels.
It’s like high school with a paycheck! Where every day is a Friday.