Is Drew the Pride of Burien or the Pride of Des Moines? We discuss; Drew will get back to us. First Caller of the Day: Andrew from SoDo is still recovering from Watershed a full week later. What Are You Kidding Me?!: A man saw a tree falling on a car and the audio of him talking is priceless; a man fell on his backside and claims his penis has ossified; a woman says her oven door squeaks like Usher’s song “Yeah” and Fitz, Ryder, and Claire break out in “Yeah” along with the oven door. Cheater Cheater: Fitz asks how you caught your cheater and we have to hit the censor button! Hourly Bulletin: stormy weather causes mudslides and fires; criminals use ride share cars; Lenny Wilkens gets a street named after him; the Seahawks pick up another backup QB; BC’s Sea To Sky gondolas come down; Seattle’s Mayor wants fines for RV Ranchers. Fitz tells a really bad/good Dad Joke. The Fitz Files: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth break up and she’s dating a girl; Jason Momoa is injured in a protest in Hawaii and is missing Aquaman 2; “Old Town Road” wins its first music award, sort of. Roger from Arlington wins the $1000 Minute! The Good Stuff: Florence + the Machine brought a couple on stage for a proposal; City vs. Country: Did Christine meet up with Ron from Yelm at the Morton Logger Jubilee? (Yes, but they didn’t exactly roll). Ryder’s Ringtone IQ is a tough one today! Today’s Troop Salute: Kiarah Burke of the US Air Force. InstaTherapy: a woman wants to have a yard party but her husband wants to put out a porta-potty to keep people out of their house. Monday Motivation: motivating quotes to start your week right!
Fitz has been awake for two days and wants to leave early today but Mean Old Mr. Drew says No, we have meetings and stuff. It’s National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day and we extol our favorites! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a man fires a warning shot at a store clerk in a mask fight and then has a shoot-out with police, the pandemic may be the end of McDonald’s ball pits, a principal raps about Covid-19 at school to MC Hammer’s “Can’t Touch This”, a Karen and a Ken fist fight with two guys eating outside maskless.
Drew and Claire are in perpetual pain from moving all weekend but Fitz cheers us up with an unexpected Dad Joke about Christopher Columbus! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a wedding video goes viral when the Bride and the Groom’s Mom get into a shouting match, a man who lost his “unit”…