Fitz in the Morning Podcast

Fitz in the Morning Episode #323 Thursday 08/06/20

Fitz is flipping out that billionaire Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has his mega-yacht docked here in Seattle but Claire is worried he’s trying to jack DK Metcalf. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, the National Park Service issues recommendations on what to do if you encounter a bear including “do not push…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #322 Wednesday 08/05/20

Drew’s Quarantine Hair has surpassed his products’ ability to hold it but Fitz doesn’t believe Drew’s hair has actually grown at all. We remember legendary Northwest broadcaster Pat O’Day and his connections to Radio, SeaFair, and Jimi Hendrix. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a woman in a thong is detained when police…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #321 Tuesday 08/04/20

Fitz has been awake for two days and wants to leave early today but Mean Old Mr. Drew says No, we have meetings and stuff. It’s National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day and we extol our favorites! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a man fires a warning shot at a store clerk in a mask fight and then has a shoot-out with police, the pandemic may be the end of McDonald’s ball pits, a principal raps about Covid-19 at school to MC Hammer’s “Can’t Touch This”, a Karen and a Ken fist fight with two guys eating outside maskless.

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #320 Monday 08/03/20

Drew and Claire are in perpetual pain from moving all weekend but Fitz cheers us up with an unexpected Dad Joke about Christopher Columbus! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a wedding video goes viral when the Bride and the Groom’s Mom get into a shouting match, a man who lost his “unit”…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #319 Friday 07/31/20

The heat is getting to us, Ryder is sitting in front of the A/C, Sprinklers, whatever he can do. 11 years ago Western Washington hit our all-time record heat numbers. Where were you?I woke up in a strange place in a strange bed, Fitz does a reading of Too many People in this Tub, Claire…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #318 Thursday 07/30/20

We are all a little tired for different reason: Fitz with his newborn twins, Drew and Claire both moving, and Ryder playing games just tryna to keep his KDR up. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, Slip ‘n’ Slides are sold out because pools are closed, a man finds a rubber glove in…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #317 Wednesday 07/29/20

Even in a shutdown world, with a giant empty parking garage, someone keeps parking in Drew’s spot. And Happy Lasagna Day! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a man uses his “dad voice” to confront a bear, robbers trying to tie up victims use a bra but fail, a man sets his car…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #316 Tuesday 07/28/20

If you can sleep in this heat without AC you are superhuman! Fitz says all the local news stations were showing women in thongs so we do a round of "Thong Reports Live From the Beach”. Ryder claims he was attacked by a Murder Hornet and has the toe evidence to prove it.

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #315 Monday 07/27/20

Happy Birthday Aunt Claire – we got you the Hottest Day of the Year! It’s Salute to Stanwood Week and we kick it off by talking to Mayor Elizabeth Callaghan! Keep listening for your name with our $100 Cash Mask! In the What Are You Kidding Me Stories, a man is facing two felonies for…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #314 Friday 07/24/20

Happy Birthday Momma Fitz! Let’s Get This Friday Started With a Kraken ‘n’ Mariners Bull-Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a woman pitching a fit over masks gets literally called “Karen” by bystanders, a man angry about masks at a donut shop throws his donuts, a man says his 5 “real doll”…

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