Fitz in the Morning Podcast

Fitz in the Morning Episode #294 Friday 06/26/20

We are ready with our spill-proof mugs in case it gets crazy up in here with a Summertime Friday Bull Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a lunch lady is busted for shaking down elementary students for their lunch money, a guy is nabbed after hiding under women’s cars and grabbing their…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #293 Thursday 06/25/20

Ryder is all dressed up because he woke up at 2am and had time to get spruced-up, but Fitz is worried Ryder has a job interview to go back to Game Stop. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a woman assaults her boyfriend with a hot pizza, a 100-year-old snake handler who was…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #292 Wednesday 06/24/20

Merry Half-Christmas Everyone! We are exactly 6 months from Christmas Eve! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a woman upset people weren’t social distancing coughed on their baby, New Yorkers tired of nightly fireworks go to the Mayor’s house and honk their horns, teens who stole baby goats were caught when they posted…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #291 Tuesday 06/23/20

Ryder fell asleep in his pool after a few cold beers and got sunburned; Fitz can’t believe Ryder got into that freezing cold pool. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a hungry weatherman thought he was being taped when he was caught talking live about his “Rumbly, Bumbly Tummy”, a Belgium man is…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #290 Monday 06/22/20

While Drew is operating on his “backup coffee”, Fitz and Claire have perfect cups, and Ryder is glad he drinks energy drinks. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, Vancouver hospitals seeing an uptick in lock down groin injuries, sales of disposable urinal bags are up with people avoiding public potties, a man set…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #289 Friday 06/19/20

Nothing says Fri-Yay like a Fri-Day Bull-Yah! In the What Are Kidding Me stories, most people in Washington have seen Bigfoot or know someone who has, a man unearthed an unusual mushroom that turned out to really be a discarded adult toy, a 84-year-old Florida man upset that an 88-year-woman woman took his favorite Bingo…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #288 Thursday 06/18/20

The Mountain is out on this glorious Northwest morning and Ryder wishes he was in a tank top for “Sun’s Out, Guns Out”. Fitz is looking for a Mullet Specialist before he cuts his hair. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, Denny’s is offering a bacon bouquet for Father’s Day, a man has…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #287 Wednesday 06/17/20

It took Fitz three days to notice Claire got her hair done, and yes, it was a completely legal King County Phase 1.5 Haircut. Meanwhile, Fitz wants to take advantage of his long Quarantine hair and grow a Mullet! Coronavirus has ended the 7-11 Free Slurpee Day. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories,…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #286 Tuesday 06/16/20

Fitz thinks he’s the only person in the Northwest who hasn’t gotten a haircut; Drew hasn’t either but his hair never actually moves. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, scientists says dozens of intelligent alien species could be living in our galaxy, new sexy robots can carry on conversations, and studies show millennials…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #285 Monday 06/15/20

Are Fitz and Claire really running away together to Hawaii, Hallmark Movie Style? Fitz’s daughter overcharged him for his son’s birthday cake. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a nude jogger is spotted on trails in North Carolina, a group recalculating the Mayan Calendar has the new End of the World on June 21, a Minnesota woman is arrested for stealing frozen gopher feet, and a New York woman intentionally coughs on someone’s food when called out for not wearing a mask. Claire went to Oregon over the weekend but screened her family for Covid-19 protocol before entering the house; Ryder is upset Fitz isn’t giving her crap like he does when Ryder parties...

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