Fitz in the Morning Podcast

Fitz in the Morning Episode #224 Thursday 03/19/20

Fitz is Sporting Seahawks Action Green Latex Gloves! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a website will tell you exactly how long your current TP supply will hold out, a strip club is offering food delivery called Boob-er Eats, Spring Breakers in Miami are idiots and a guy got so drunk he stole…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #223 Wednesday 03/18/20

It seems unfair to be dealing with Coronavirus and still scraping our windshields. Ryder thinks Fitz is overreacting by not letting his partying teens back in the house with his pregnant wife and we get calls from listeners who agree with Ryder. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a woman discovers her bar…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #222 Tuesday 03/17/20

The World’s Tallest Leprechaun wishes you a Happy St Patrick’s Day! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a Tik Tok “star” was shut down over a “Coronavirus Challenge” licking an airplane toilet seat, England is worried their sewage system can’t handle TP substitutes, Puyallup police ask criminals to simply stop committing crimes and…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #221 Monday 03/16/20

Shout-Outs to everyone going out into the world to work and keeping us all going, like truckers, cops, farmers, pharmacy techs, daycares, trash truck drivers and everyone else! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a hand sanitizer price gouger has been forced to donate it, 7-11 has its own version of a chicken…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #220 Friday 03/13/20

Ryder can smell the weekend - Fitz smelled it too, but didn’t know that was the weekend! DJ Tony Schwartz has a virus-and-Irish-inspired Bull Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a guy is arrested for stealing a single roll of TP from his neighbor, Fitz tells us all about his wishy-bombing exploits,…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #219 Thursday 03/12/20

Despite all the craziness, it’s really starting to look and feel like spring out there, unless of course it snows again! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a 94-year old birthday woman tells her family she hopes it’s her last, the new TikTok is putting dry spaghetti in your mouth and asking someone…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #218 Wednesday 03/11/20

Fitz has switched to Cokes in the morning instead of his morning latte which leads to a talk about Southern food traditions. In the What Are You Kidding Me Stories, Fitz thinks he can take Rob Gronkowski in a fight, a junior hockey league coach was ejected for swearing at the refs, McDonalds is bringing…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #217 Tuesday 03/10/20

Fitz and his mom had a beautiful “Fivel Mouse” moment last night staring at the same big ‘ol moon from Texas to Seattle. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a 4-year-old is bothered by her mom’s nipple piercing, a guy was punched for saying another guy looked like Drew Carey, a woman refused…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #216 Monday 03/09/20

The Atmosphere saw us having spring vibes and sent this cold snap to remind us it’s not. In the What Are You Kidding Me Stories, women brawl over the last TP at a store, a Revolutionary War reenactor shows up for a school presentation drunk, a guy pulls a gun because someone picked a Karaoke song…

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Fitz in the Morning Episode #215 Friday 03/06/20

We’re keeping it positive with Bible Camp songs and a Bull Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories a guy in quarantine says his kids are more exhausting than Coronavirus, a minor league baseball team is having “Say Yes To Crack” day celebrating plumbers, a guy gets pulled over for 27-year-old expired plates…

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