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Fitz in the Morning Podcast

It’s like high school with a paycheck! Where every day is a Friday.

Latest Episodes

What Are You Kidding Me!? Friday 09/25/20

A 78-year-old Puyallup woman holds an intruder with her shotgun until cops arrive, a couple filming their proposal on the Brooklyn Bridge watches their photographer get hit by a bicycle but is more concerned over whether he got the shot, an Alabama woman sleeping during Hurricane Sally has a tree fall on her bed and the tree had a bee’s nest in it, Michael Jackson’s cousin is selling the IV that was in his arm when he died, and the CDC recommends cancelling Halloween and we predict how that will go down here in Washington State with Governor Inslee.

Fitz in the Morning Episode #359 Friday 09/25/20

Happy Birthday to Drew’s (Alleged) Mom! It’s Blue Friday and Fitz is torn because the Seahawks are playing his beloved Dallas Cowboys. We’ve got a Friday Bull Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a 78-year-old Puyallup woman holds an intruder with a shotgun until cops arrive, a couple filming their proposal on a bridge watches their photographer get hit by a bicycle but is more concerned over the shot, an Alabama woman sleeping during Hurricane Sally had a tree fall on her bed and there was a bee’s nest in it, Michael Jackson’s cousin is selling the IV that was in his arm when he died, and the CDC recommends cancelling Halloween and we predict how that will go down here in Washington State. On Ticket or Skip It, Drew recommends “Enola Holmes” on Netflix, “The Descendants” and “Hidden Figures” on Disney+, and “Utopia” on Amazon Prime. In the Fitz Files, Tyra Banks answers her haters, “This is Us” is premiering early, Carrie Underwood’s Christmas album is out, and someone re-mixed the Chipmunks to sound like regular adults and it’s creepy. Ladies, Fitz wants to know: “My Husband Would Die If He Knew My Best Friend Knows ____ About Him”. Ryder reads an apology to John Oates after his record label complained about their interview. Believe It or Not includes Randy in Everett who was in an Oscar Meyer Weiner commercial as a kid and Taylor in Buckley who made it on Wheel of Fortune but got kicked off for swearing. Fitz spotlights Fierce Female 78-year-old Sandy from Puyallup who held an intruder in place with her shotgun until the police arrived. The Weekend Party Preview includes Stocker Farms doing a butterfly release, the Redmond Library’s Pop-Up Story Garden, the Museum of Flight’s new WWII Exhibit and the Point Defiance Zoo’s online ZooQuarium for Sea Otter Awareness Week.

Fitz in the Morning Episode #358 Thursday 09/24/20

Its Fitz’s Wedding Anniversary although he’s not quite sure how long he’s been married. Drew and Claire are stunned to learn that despite his love for sugary energy drinks, Ryder the drinks coffee black. In The What Are You Kidding Me stories, a parrot squeaks like a dog chew toy when it’s head is petted, the average American is caught on camera 34 times per day, the Journal of Science feels the need to warn you not to make a DIY Covid Vaccine, the strippers of Atlanta unite for a campaign from their poles to get you to the voting polls, the new Zoom school trend is pretending to be kidnapped, and McDonalds’ all-day breakfast may be gone for good. In the Good Stuff, our Bickford Ford Community Hero for September is Bailey from Island Hut in Bremerton who has been making sure people have something to eat during these hard times. In the Fitz Files, Tom Cruise is officially on the NASA/SpaceX roster for 2021, Zayn from One Direction and girlfriend Gigi Hadid have a baby, Kristen Cavallari says she thought of divorcing Jay Cutler every day for two years, and Brantley Gilbert says it’s hard to be the father to girls knowing someday they’ll date. On Make Up or Break Up, Danielle from Lakewood is fed up with her boyfriend Victor and pals trying to get Insta-famous; she says they’re really bad at it and have no business plan and wants him to get a real career. Granger Smith calls in to talk about his new album and YouTube series all about his family. Playlist Profiling is Angela from Mountlake Terrace. Throwin’ Shade has Shade crushing “Dancing with the Stars” for having Carol Baskin on. Our $1 Million Dollars of Jobs featured employer is The Vet Chef which is a Veteran owned and operated Food Truck business that serves the Veteran Community.

What Are You Kidding Me!? Thursday 09/24/20

A parrot squeaks like a dog’s chew toy when it’s head is petted, the average American is caught somewhere on a camera 34 times per day, the Journal of Science feels the need to warn people not to make their own DIY Covid Vaccine, the strippers of Atlanta have united for a campaign from their poles to get you to the voting polls, the new Zoom school trend is pretending to be kidnapped on screen, and is McDonalds’ all-day breakfast gone for good?

What Are You Kidding Me!? Wednesday 09/23/20

A couple has their dog stolen at gunpoint by a carful of teenagers, Sizzler has filed for bankruptcy so we are all heading to Southcenter after the show, statistics show the pandemic has caused a lot of breakups, Scotland is facing another toilet paper shortage, an Idaho woman who was the surrogate for a couple in China has been now raising the baby for 4 months because they can’t come to the US to get him, and the CDC issues a recommendation to cancel not just Halloween parties but even trick-or-treating altogether.

Fitz in the Morning Episode #357 Wednesday 09/23/20

It’s a beautiful Rainy Northwest morning and Fitz has a Rain Montage for us. Drew finds it impossible to put on socks while standing up but Claire says the yoga pose Tree can help him. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a couple’s dog stolen at gunpoint by a carful of teenagers, Sizzler has filed for bankruptcy so we are all heading to Southcenter after the show, statistics show the Pandemic has caused a lot of breakups, Scotland is facing a Toilet Paper shortage, an Idaho woman who was the surrogate for a couple in China has been now raising the baby for 4 months because they can’t come to the US to get him, and the CDC issues a recommendation to cancel Halloween, and we debate that. Claire is going crazy because she can hear the toilet running from all over the house but her wife doesn’t and lets it run and Fitz says he hears all kinds of things his wife ignores. Tyra Banks is getting destroyed on social media by fans of “Dancing with the Stars”. In the Fitz Files, Carol Baskin is still on “DWTS”, a TV Drama series is being developed based on Blake Shelton’s “God’s Country”, Hugh Jackman sends a birthday message to a little girl who says she learned to concentrate by watching him on Sesame Street, and Kelly Clarkson talks about her divorce on her show. All Jacked Up includes Drew freaked out by scented trash bags, Ryder hooting like an owl to amuse his neighbor, Leah in Lynnwood who brushes her teeth before she eats and Scott from Poulsbo who puts his pants in the freezer when it’s hot out. KIRO 7’s Nick Allard calls to talk about The Pineapple Express and his jealousy of Big Beef Doppler. Today’s Troop Salute is Sergeant Dorothy “Dot” Cole, the Oldest Living Marine. Today’s $1 Million Dollars of Jobs employer profile is Clint from Chuck Olson Kia who is looking for lot attendants and sales managers.

What Are You Kidding Me!? Tuesday 09/22/20

A guy who takes a used car salesman on a test drive at 123 mph and won’t let him out of the car is arrested for kidnapping, a Hawaiian surfer who lost his surfboard in 2018 finds out it washed up in the Philippines, Gucci is selling $1400 overalls that come pre-grass-stained, a prisoner escapes through a sewer ala “Shawshank Redemption”, a guy who tries to give a fake name on a DUI arrest gets busted when the cop remembers him from high school 20 years ago, and a man is arrested for repeatedly threatening the renters at a neighboring Airbnb with a shotgun.

Fitz in the Morning Episode #356 Tuesday 09/22/20

It’s Officially Fall! Drew and Ryder are both in Flannel; Ryder freaks when Drew calls him “Son” but Fitz and Claire agree Drew is totally the “Dad” here. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a guy who takes a used car for a test drive at 123 mph and won’t let the salesman out is arrested for kidnapping, a Hawaiian surfer who lost his surfboard in 2018 finds out it washed up in the South Philippines, Gucci is selling $1400 overalls that come pre-grass stained, a Indonesian prisoner escapes through the sewer ala “Shawshank Redemption”, a guy who tries to gives a fake name on a DUI arrest gets busted the cop remembered him from high school 20 years ago, and a man is arrested for repeatedly threatening the renters at a neighboring Airbnb with a shotgun. Fitz is disappointed Claire and her wife Sharon have already abandoned their vow to do yoga every day after just 3 days. We debate how dogs should wear pant. In the Fitz Files, Ellen’s apology gets a lot of reaction, Carol Baskin emotes on how she was represented on “The Tiger King”, the typewriter sound in “9 to 5” is actually Dolly Parton tapping her fingernails, and Lil Nas X has written a children’s book. On Make Up or Break Up, Dana from Woodinville is suspicious that her boyfriend George never wants to go out in public with her; George thinks Dana is over-reacting and says he only goes out for “required” things like a going-away-party. Since Ellen apologized for the environment on her show, Fitz apologizes for things on this show; he apologizes to Claire for Drew’s grumpy attitude and to Drew for Ryder calling him “Boomer”. John Oates from Hall and Oates calls in to talk about his new Country album, and Ryder gets the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to interview him but totally drops the ball. And Live on Air we give away our first Job of the $1 Million of Jobs we are giving away!

What Are You Kidding Me!? Monday 09/21/20

A Florida teacher asks parents to stop cussing, smoking weed, and walking around naked during Zoom School, a new app lets you to pay people to video spy/stalk for you, a woman pulled over with a suspended license and outstanding warrants says she has to go #2 really bad so she takes off and leads cops on a chase, a man caught cheating lets his girlfriend punish him by clamping his junk in her hair straightener, a restaurant in Denmark has robot waitresses, and the Ignoble Prizes have been awarded for stupid scientific studies like a knife made of frozen poop and how alligators sound when they inhale helium.

Fitz in the Morning Episode #355 Monday 09/21/20

Fitz is excited to celebrate the 21st Night of September, aka Earth, Wind and Fire Day! Wait ’til you hear our Sing-a-Long! We recap the amazing Seahawks-Patriots game including the amazing Russell Wilson and incredible Defense at the end; but when the Cowboys are here next week, who will Fitz root for? In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a teacher asks parents to stop cussing, smoking weed, and walking around naked during Zoom School, a new app lets you to pay people to video spy for you, a woman pulled over with a suspended license and outstanding warrants says she has to go #2 really bad and leads cops on a chase, a man caught cheating lets his girlfriend punish him by clamping his junk in her hair straightener, a restaurant in Denmark has robot waitresses, and the Ignoble Prizes have been awarded for stupid scientific studies like a knife made of frozen poop and how alligators sound when they inhale helium. In Fitz Files, the Emmy Awards include with big wins for “Schitt’s Creek” and “Watchmen” and quickie “Friends” Reunion at Jennifer Aniston’s house, James Caan says there will never be another “Elf” because Will Ferrell hates John Favreau, and Ellen speaks for the first time about being the “Be Kind Lady” amid accusations of meanness. For Our Favorite Things, Fitz loves the documentary “My Octopus Teacher”, Drew loves his contractor Chris Welch from Cornerstone Construction, Claire loves the Renton Safeway Bakery’s Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies, and Ryder loved Batman Day on Saturday. Today’s Troop Salute is Corporal Benjamin Gibson USMC. On Wheel of Wake Up we confuse and very sleepy Melanie from Sales. In Food News, Ryder delivers some exciting food developments including Eggo Pumpkin Pie pancakes, DQ’s Fall Blizzards and Sour Patch Kid Flavor Crush Soda. Monday Motivation has motivating quotes to get your week started off right.