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Fitz in the Morning Podcast

It’s like high school with a paycheck! Where every day is a Friday.

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What Are You Kidding Me!? Monday 09/21/20

A Florida teacher asks parents to stop cussing, smoking weed, and walking around naked during Zoom School, a new app lets you to pay people to video spy/stalk for you, a woman pulled over with a suspended license and outstanding warrants says she has to go #2 really bad so she takes off and leads cops on a chase, a man caught cheating lets his girlfriend punish him by clamping his junk in her hair straightener, a restaurant in Denmark has robot waitresses, and the Ignoble Prizes have been awarded for stupid scientific studies like a knife made of frozen poop and how alligators sound when they inhale helium.

Fitz in the Morning Episode #355 Monday 09/21/20

Fitz is excited to celebrate the 21st Night of September, aka Earth, Wind and Fire Day! Wait ’til you hear our Sing-a-Long! We recap the amazing Seahawks-Patriots game including the amazing Russell Wilson and incredible Defense at the end; but when the Cowboys are here next week, who will Fitz root for? In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a teacher asks parents to stop cussing, smoking weed, and walking around naked during Zoom School, a new app lets you to pay people to video spy for you, a woman pulled over with a suspended license and outstanding warrants says she has to go #2 really bad and leads cops on a chase, a man caught cheating lets his girlfriend punish him by clamping his junk in her hair straightener, a restaurant in Denmark has robot waitresses, and the Ignoble Prizes have been awarded for stupid scientific studies like a knife made of frozen poop and how alligators sound when they inhale helium. In Fitz Files, the Emmy Awards include with big wins for “Schitt’s Creek” and “Watchmen” and quickie “Friends” Reunion at Jennifer Aniston’s house, James Caan says there will never be another “Elf” because Will Ferrell hates John Favreau, and Ellen speaks for the first time about being the “Be Kind Lady” amid accusations of meanness. For Our Favorite Things, Fitz loves the documentary “My Octopus Teacher”, Drew loves his contractor Chris Welch from Cornerstone Construction, Claire loves the Renton Safeway Bakery’s Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies, and Ryder loved Batman Day on Saturday. Today’s Troop Salute is Corporal Benjamin Gibson USMC. On Wheel of Wake Up we confuse and very sleepy Melanie from Sales. In Food News, Ryder delivers some exciting food developments including Eggo Pumpkin Pie pancakes, DQ’s Fall Blizzards and Sour Patch Kid Flavor Crush Soda. Monday Motivation has motivating quotes to get your week started off right.

What Are You Kidding Me!? Friday 09/18/20

OK Cupid has a “VILF” badge to remind you that voting is sexy, a man sues a major coffee chain for severe burns on his junk from extremely hot coffee, a 11-year-old has to remove his mask at school because it’s from Hooters, Louis Vuitton has a mask for $1000, the new TikTok trend is filing your teeth with a nail file, and a woman in Alabama films a 12-foot gator her yard.

Fitz in the Morning Episode #354 Friday 09/18/20

It’s Blue Friday and Bull-Yah Friday! Fitz wants to know how far Ryder has ever been from his home in Auburn; turns out not far. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, OK Cupid has a VILF badge so you can hook up with sexy voters, a man sues a major coffee chain for severe burns on his junk from extremely hot coffee, a 11-year-old has to remove his mask at school because it’s from Hooters, Louis Vuitton has a mask for $1000, the new TikTok trend is filing your teeth with a nail file, and a woman in Alabama films a 12-foot gator her yard. On Stream It or Skip It Drew recommends “Call the Midwife Season 9” and “Airplane!” on Netflix and “Pen15” on Hulu. General Gridlock returns as Fitz calls him in his bunker to lead us on a March. On the Fitz Files, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston reunite for a “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” read, Martha Stewart has a line of CBD products and she uses a lot of them and John Oates of Hall and Oates has a Country album. After 8 weeks, Lori from University Place WINS the $1000 Minute! The P1’s Have Talent include Blake from JBLM who does a mouth trumpet “Ring of Fire” by Johnny Cash, Ryan from Bonney Lake who does a cool police siren sound and Andrea from Carnation brings down the house with Marissa Tomei from “My Cousin Vinny”. Fitz decided his home needs The Magic of a Halloween Tree. Believe It or Not has Debi from Kent who got a bicycle from Evel Knievel as a girl, Liam from Port Orchard who passes as Liam from Oasis, and Callie from Spanaway who went skydiving with her 90-year-old Grandma whose boobs popped out. Claire got called to the Big Boss’s office and it was not was she was expecting. The Weekend Party Preview has discounted Ski Passes on sale, the Western Heritage Center is cool for kids, Dad can drive exotic cars at Pacific Raceways and Fort Nisqually Online has a Victorian Baking class.

What Are You Kidding Me!? Thursday 09/17/20

An adorable Alaskan Malamute argues with a talking toy hamster, a woman sitting on a city bench gets thrown in the air when a garbage truck picks up her bench and now she is missing, a human brain washes up at Lake Michigan, a man calls a company to file a complaint and the operator calls him names thinking he was on hold, a man claiming to be Jesus tries to skip out on paying train fare, and Sean Hannity can’t pronounce “Despacito”

Fitz in the Morning Episode #353 Thursday 09/17/20

Drew finally has his flannels unpacked and is getting ready to launch a Year of Flannel. Fitz and Claire were up all night watching and doing social media for the ACMs and Ryder was up all night trying to buy the PS5. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, an adorable Alaskan Malamute argues with a talking toy hamster, a woman sitting on a city bench gets thrown in the air when a garbage truck picks up her bench, a human brain washes up at Lake Michigan, a man calls a company to file a complaint and the operator calls him names thinking he was on hold, a man claiming to be Jesus tries to skip out on paying train fare, and Sean Hannity can’t pronounce “Despacito”. We review the ACMs with Fitz and Claire loving the low-key show with no audience, focus on the songs, and really cool lighting. Our “Goose Bump Songs” include Miranda’s “Blue Bird”, Taylor’s “Betty”, and Eric Church’s blistering Johnny Cash moment. In the Fitz Files, there was a first-ever tie for Entertainer of the Year between Carrie and Thomas and Eric Church fans are ticked off, Gwen Stefani can really actually sing Country, and Maren Morris gave the only really “real” speech. On Make Up or Break Up, Elisa from Enumclaw is due any week now and her husband Brayden insists on naming their child to honor his dead brother but it’s the same name as Elisa’s abusive ex and she doesn’t want her child’s name as a reminder. The ACM “Fitzies Awards” are Fitz’s own top honors from last night’s ACM’s including Best Neck Tattoo, Best Sexy Gray Coming In, and Best Male Nipples. Today’s Playlist Profiling is Beverly from Everett. Fitz plays us the amazing live performance of Dan + Shay’s “I Should Probably Go to Bed”. And after all that…Throwin’ Shade has Shade going after…The ACMs!

What Are You Kidding Me!? Wednesday 09/16/20

Several New Jersey-ites report a UFO that turns out to be the Goodyear Blimp, a police helicopter pilot learns while in the air that he’s tracking the guy who stole his truck, Miller Lite announces the “Can-Tenna” which is a can that gets local digital TV, a toy store employee is fired for playing Cardi B’s “WAP” on the store music system, a student is late for Zoom School because she was walking her chicken, and a guy cutting down a tree drops it through his roof.

Fitz in the Morning Episode #352 Wednesday 09/16/20

Fitz took off his mask so dramatically we thought he was the bad guy in a Scooby Doo cartoon – it was Mr. Fitz from the Radio Station the Whole Time! Fitz grills us for not answering his 1230am text about Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, several New Jerseyites report a UFO that turns out to be the Goodyear Blimp, a police helicopter pilot learns while in the air that he’s tracking the guy who stole his truck, Miller Lite announces the Can-Tenna which is a can that gets local digital TV, a toy store employee is fired for playing Cardi B’s WAP on the store music system, a student is late for Zoom School because she was walking her chicken, and a guy cutting down a tree drops it through his roof. Fitz warns Ryder that Pullman Police are issuing citations for kids illegally gathering but Ryder is glad those cops are busy staying away from his parties. In the Fitz Files, Seattle Blues Singer Lady A claims in a lawsuit she has a “common law” trademark to the name that predates the Band Lady A’s trademark, and Paul Rudd poses as a “Millennial” to tell Millennials to wear masks. All Jacked Up includes Fitz “marking his territory” to keep bears from his backyard, Charlotte from North Bend who has a picture of her ex-boyfriend on her punching bag and Jake from Sea Tac who eats sour cream straight from the container. Fitz gives us some Inside Tips on Tonight’s ACM Awards. Fitz gives a Shout-Out to the Red Cross and Salvation Army for helping during the fires. Today’s Troop Salute is Alicia Garofolo of the US Navy. We discuss the Netflix Doc “The Social Dilemma” as Fitz thinks Ryder has video game withdrawal anxiety and says we are all addicted to “Likes”. Today for $1 Million Dollars of Jobs we meet Doug from Attic Projects who is hiring for several positions at his Kent insulation company. Plus he knows the Golden Girls!

What Are You Kidding Me!? Tuesday 09/15/20

A Minnesota Mayor is arrested for interfering with a police pullover and we hear video of the officer saying he’s had 5 warnings about this, a stretching coach loses it when her client farts while in a deep stretch, a burglar breaks into a home and drops a dooky in the dishwasher, an angry KFC customer jumps on the counter demanding free food, a Florida town passes legislation fining people for low-hanging butt-crack pants, and the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade will be a TV-only event with no live crowd.

Fitz in the Morning Episode #351 Tuesday 09/15/20

Welcome Glorious Rain, although a little more would be nice cuz its still way too smoky. Claire, who’s renting Drew’s old rent house in Renton, was awakened by a scary noise in the night that turned out to be the heater with a jerry-rigged fan Drew had installed. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a Minnesota Mayor is arrested for interfering with a police pullover with the officer saying he’s had 5 warnings about this, a stretching coach loses it when client farts in a deep stretch, a burglar breaks into a home and dookies in the dishwasher, an angry KFC customer jumps on the counter demanding free food, a Florida town passes legislation fining low-hanging butt crack pants, and the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade will be a TV-only event. Watch out for a Dad Joke! In Fitz Files, the only bigger story from DWTS than Carole Baskin being a horrible dancer is the commercial her first husband’s family aired asking for information linking her to his murder. Taylor Swift will appear on the ACM’s this year for the first time in 7 years. On Make Up or Break Up, Vanessa from Kent hates that her boyfriend Carl is still so close to his ex-girlfriend Shelby with whom he was a UW Drum Major. The P1’s declare Claire the winner of the Lil Miss September Pageant but there is drama between runners-up Drew and Ryder. Fitz salutes Fierce Female LA Police Deputy Claudia Apolinar who saved her partner’s life when they we’re ambushed in their patrol car even though she herself was shot multiple times. Drew wants to know why Fitz is so obsessed with Bob’s Corn Patch in Snohomish after he talks again about their Sunflowers; is he being paid? Time to Check Fitz’s Social Media with the burning question being about the tension between Ryder and Drew since the Pageant.