69 year old Pretty Woman star Richard Gere just announced his 35 year old wife is pregnant!
Let me repeat that… 69 year old Richard Gere is gonna be a new daddy. Wow!
This is the drama that’s playing out in my head:
Little Richard: Dad! Can we play catch?
Big Richard: No son… I have the arthritis. But you can play catch with the pool boy. He’s here everyday.
Little Richard: Why is the pool boy here every day Dad?
Big Richard: Good question, son.
Little Richard: He seems to get along with mommy really well.
Big Richard: You don’t say…